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Title of this email is going to give it away so I'm just get right into it. Hello friends both human and animal. Thank you for making my weird to crime obsession. Normal and hilarious. Nope Ditto okay. We all know you're awesome. Let's get into it. Hey stay through that. When I was twenty three my live in boyfriend and I broke up for the and for the first time I was living alone with just my amazing pup joey parentheses. It was the fucking best in my house was a dream and within walking distance to all my favorite things yoga studio coffee shop and all my favorite bars. I'd been there for about a month when one night after running home from a bar drunk and then this is in France disease yes I used to literally sprint home after drinking too much. Oh your early twenties. And that is so true. And I couldn't afford usually I'd be too late for any public transit and couldn't of course could not afford a cab that was back when caps were impossible. Right I would run home I also elect. I'm scared of walking home in the dark. So like somehow running felt faster yet dealt felt safer. Yeah I remember one time. Walking up over the most Insane Telegraph Hill is just the most insane like straight up and down San Francisco Street to get from the Castro basically over the hill to the upper haight where I live. A- I'd walk straight uphill and you come around the side of that weird part Yes yes. I was so drunk the by the time I got up and was walking on flat I realized I was still holding a drink from the bar and I hadn't spilled much of it. I finished it and then ran up to a apartment building and slipped my hand down all of the buzzers and ran off thirty in the morning and I woke up everybody in a building and rant thing when you're in your twenties and you think you're a manic pixie dream girl but really you're just a fucking asshole drunk fucking asshole. You're just a bane of everyone's existence in my mind. I was just like can you? Beli- me so quirky I would. I'll just do things do wild. Kirke things inside. That building were people who could afford to live. Top of Telegraph Elliott. They were two thirty in the morning on a Thursday night. They were getting ready for Friday morning. Work and I was like thank God. Okay sorry I'm actually in the middle of reading an email. I woke up around three. Okay this this got me. I woke up around three thirty. Am To my pup sitting up alert and not making a sound. That's fucking scary. When the dogs go into pointer mode and they just stare out the window they just stare and I'm like what. Tell me now I have a beagle. Who HOWLS AT AIR? So seeing him sitting at the end of the bed stiff not making. A sound was alarming. When your Beagle scared it's time to run yet. That's right then. I heard the door banging against a frame and thought fuck didn't get the door shut all the way. I laid there for a moment. Still Kinda drunk contemplating if I wanted to get out of my comfy bed or allow the gods to determine my faith finally got up when I got to the edge of the stairway leading to my front door. I saw him a complete stranger standing outside trying to get into my house. I very quickly note that shit and called nine one. Luckily for me my apartment was only half a mile to the police station. Thank you small towns. I was going to say thank you. Small miracles is a perfect line. Break thank you small towns and the cops got there in no time after getting him into the police car. The COP knocked on the door to take my statement when I told him my name. He goes are you sure. You don't know this man puzzled. I assured him I've never seen the guy before in my life and asked why he then goes. This guy. Claims you're married and knew your name what you read that right all caps. The Guy knew my whole fucking name. Obviously I moved out of that apartment within the month and never heard from my late night visitor ever again. God Joey has been with me now for eight years and this is only one of the many gifts he's given me. Stay sexy and get yourself a loyal pup amand on the guy fucking knew her and was like that's my wife and their two. He's been stalking her. He had trying to trick the cops that it was his wife and she's just being drunk. Can you imagine there was a time? Maybe we might still be in it. Where just because that guy was the man he would have been believe? The women would be like guys. She's crazy looking dogs are she gets like the she loves to drink. Mad At me on the street at the bar. I've stalked her at no. No